Woman Accused Of Plowing Through Ex Boyfriend’s Funeral Now Charged With Vandalizing Jesus Statue A Minnesota woman who allegedly plowed through a cemetery during her ex-boyfriend’s funeral services has now been accused of a prior act of chaos. Blair Whitten, 28, made headlines in May after she allegedly tried to run people over at a Fargo, North…

Man Wearing Ankle Monitor Robbed Bank Of $754, Scrawling Demand Note On Back Of His Own Birth Certificate A Missouri man admitted to a highly unusual bank robbery, one that saw him scribble a demand note on the back of his own birth certificate, all while wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor that subsequently confirmed his…

Eating Like This Got 2 Men Arrested A man dipped his used chopsticks into a communal bowl of pickled ginger at a restaurant in Osaka, Japan—and he and a friend have been arrested for it. The Guardian reports that it’s the latest development in the wave of “sushi terrorism” that has emerged in Japan. The viral prank has diners…

Cops: He Shot Roommate in Butt for Eating Last Hot Pocket It’s that rarest of crimes: a Hot Pockets shooting. Police in Louisville, Kentucky, say a 64-year-old man shot his roommate in the derriere for eating the last one, reports WLKY. Clifton Williams allegedly got torqued and started “throwing tiles” at his male roommate when he…

Cops: Alleged Robber Used “Gun” Many Will Recognize An armed robbery this week at a South Carolina convenience store apparently wasn’t as “armed” as the clerk thought. CNN reports on the Tuesday incident at a Kwik Stop in the small town of Sharon, where a man donning a hoodie, wig, and mask entered the store around 5:45pm,…

This Bakery Break-In Was About as Weird as It Can Get “Canadians are known worldwide for sometimes being too nice” is how one media outlet is framing a cupcake caper out of British Columbia, in which both the perp and the bakery owner he inconvenienced are making headlines for their classic Canadian courtesy. The CBC reports on the incident,…

Cops Hear Weird Siren, Arrest Phony US Marshal A man accused of impersonating a law enforcement officer was wearing a hat that said “Police US Marshal,” police in Florida say, but it didn’t take a real Marshal more than a few seconds to determine he wasn’t the real deal. The Marion County Sheriff’s Office says…