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Woman Accused Of Plowing Through Ex Boyfriend’s Funeral Now Charged With Vandalizing Jesus Statue

Woman Accused Of Plowing Through Ex Boyfriend’s Funeral Now Charged With Vandalizing Jesus Statue A Minnesota woman who allegedly plowed through a cemetery during her ex-boyfriend’s funeral services has now been accused of a prior act of chaos. Blair Whitten, 28, made headlines in May after she allegedly tried to run people over at a Fargo, North…

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Man Wearing Ankle Monitor Robbed Bank Of $754, Scrawling Demand Note On Back Of His Own Birth Certificate

Man Wearing Ankle Monitor Robbed Bank Of $754, Scrawling Demand Note On Back Of His Own Birth Certificate A Missouri man admitted to a highly unusual bank robbery, one that saw him scribble a demand note on the back of his own birth certificate, all while wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor that subsequently confirmed his…

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Eating Like This Got 2 Men Arrested

Eating Like This Got 2 Men Arrested A man dipped his used chopsticks into a communal bowl of pickled ginger at a restaurant in Osaka, Japan—and he and a friend have been arrested for it. The Guardian reports that it’s the latest development in the wave of “sushi terrorism” that has emerged in Japan. The viral prank has diners…

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Cops: He Shot Roommate in Butt for Eating Last Hot Pocket

Cops: He Shot Roommate in Butt for Eating Last Hot Pocket It’s that rarest of crimes: a Hot Pockets shooting. Police in Louisville, Kentucky, say a 64-year-old man shot his roommate in the derriere for eating the last one, reports WLKY. Clifton Williams allegedly got torqued and started “throwing tiles” at his male roommate when he…

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Cops: Alleged Robber Uses “Gun” Many Will Recognize

Cops: Alleged Robber Used “Gun” Many Will Recognize An armed robbery this week at a South Carolina convenience store apparently wasn’t as “armed” as the clerk thought. CNN reports on the Tuesday incident at a Kwik Stop in the small town of Sharon, where a man donning a hoodie, wig, and mask entered the store around 5:45pm,…

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This Bakery Break-In Was About as Weird as It Can Get

This Bakery Break-In Was About as Weird as It Can Get “Canadians are known worldwide for sometimes being too nice” is how one media outlet is framing a cupcake caper out of British Columbia, in which both the perp and the bakery owner he inconvenienced are making headlines for their classic Canadian courtesy. The CBC reports on the incident,…

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Cops Hear Weird Siren, Arrest Phony US Marshal

Cops Hear Weird Siren, Arrest Phony US Marshal A man accused of impersonating a law enforcement officer was wearing a hat that said “Police US Marshal,” police in Florida say, but it didn’t take a real Marshal more than a few seconds to determine he wasn’t the real deal. The Marion County Sheriff’s Office says…

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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!”

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of beef,…

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Man Dressed in Wig, Clown Pants and Fake Breasts Robs Bank with BB Gun, Say Cops

SWISSVALE, Pa. (CBS/KDKA) A Pittsburgh man wearing a blond wig, fake breasts, and clown pants was arrested after he allegedly robbed a bank at gunpoint. Swissvale police chief, Greg Geppert, said Dennis Hawkins, 48, shoplifted a BB gun from a local Kmart, and then used it during the heist. The suspect allegedly fled the bank with…

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‘Go to Portsmouth… robbery happens!’: Bungling criminal caught after putting armed hold-up in his diary

A robber who denied taking part in an armed raid on a bookmaker’s was caught because he had made a note about it in his diary. Jonathan Ochola told police he was watching football with his brother at the time of the robbery in Portsmouth. But when officers looked at  the 21-year-old’s journal, they found…

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